Joke of the Day

[#1SpiderFan]

I'm starting a new thread I hope others will add to - it's called Joke of the Day. They can be kindergarten type funny jokes, or a little off color, but please none really disgusting (though I have a few border line that are funny that I will refrain from).

OK - Joke of the Day for 2/2/10

Q: Why was the little shoe sad?
A: Because his mother was a sneaker and his father was a loafer.

[Scott M.R.]

Oh for the love of Pete.......

Here's a boffo. Why did the Chicken cross the road?

Answer: thats a pip..so she could get to the other side..

[Captain Howdy]

I'm starting a new thread I hope others will add to - it's called Joke of the Day.

[Scott M.R.]

Far as that stale joke..

[#1SpiderFan]

Geez, try and cheer some people up and I just get nothing but grief. I WAS going to give you a bonus joke, but now you'll just have to wait till tomorrow.

[Scott M.R.]

Im waiting with baited breath.

[#1SpiderFan]

Im waiting with baited breath.

OK - just so you don't pass out on your keyboard......(you may have seen this on my Facebook)

What did the bald man say about his comb? Answer: I'll never part with it.

Just in case you saw that on FB - here's another - I have a million:

Why did the old lady close here eyes when she walked by the medicine cabinet? Answer: She didn't want to see the Bayer aspirin.

And Ghost, this one is JUST FOR YOU!!!!

What did one CPA say about his co-workers ugly girlfriend? Answer: Man, theirs just no accounting for his taste! (I made that one up myself).

Oh, here's another I made up:

Why can't you pass gas in church? Answer: You'd have to sit in your own pew.

[Volture]

Q: What gift did the wife get that made her throw her husband out on valentines day?

A: Knee pads

[enforcer]

Cripes, I'd rather read about Barry pranking you again.

[Randy Orton]

Why do doctors slap a baby after it is born?
To make the dicks fall off of the dumb ones.

[Scott M.R.]

LOL to Randy.

[#1SpiderFan]

LOL to Randy.

Wanna know what's even funnier - I didn't get it when I saw Randy's joke before I went to bed, but when I read it again this morning it suddenly hit me. And no, it's not funny Ghost......though I may have just proved his point.

[#1SpiderFan]

OK - I know you guys have been waiting with baited breath - especially you Ghost....so here's another for those of you who don't have me as a friend on Facebook:

Q: What did the battery say to the potato chip?
A: I'm EVERREADY if you're FRITO LAY....


You kind of have to read it out loud for it to have effect.

[Captain Howdy]

[#1SpiderFan]

Ghost, here is one just for you.......Stick out your neck and say the word I then spell the word "met" like I "met" them at the indy show. So I MET. Nice and slowly.

[Scott M.R.]

Ghost, here is one just for you.......Stick out your neck and say the word I then spell the word "met" like I "met" them at the indy show. So I MET. Nice and slowly.

[#1SpiderFan]

OK - since my kindergarten jokes are lost on you people - here is a bit more off color one. Please excuse me, but you guys forced me into it. Maybe you guys will think this is funny. I don't like raunchy jokes on the internet - but if it makes just one person smile, it's worth it. OK, here goes....

What's better than two roses on a piano? Answer: Tulips on an organ

I'll be back tomorrow....

[Scott M.R.]

OK - since my kindergarten jokes are lost on you people - here is a bit more off color one. Please excuse me, but you guys forced me into it. Maybe you guys will think this is funny. I don't like raunchy jokes on the internet - but if it makes just one person smile, it's worth it. OK, here goes....

What's better than two roses on a piano? Answer: Tulips on an organ

I'll be back tomorrow....

Thanks for the warning..

That joke is staler then a year old cookie..

Plus, I don't understand what this means...

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[#1SpiderFan]

OK - since my kindergarten jokes are lost on you people - here is a bit more off color one. Please excuse me, but you guys forced me into it. Maybe you guys will think this is funny. I don't like raunchy jokes on the internet - but if it makes just one person smile, it's worth it. OK, here goes....

What's better than two roses on a piano? Answer: Tulips on an organ

I'll be back tomorrow....

Thanks for the warning..

That joke is staler then a year old cookie..

Plus, I don't understand what this means...

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Ghost, you ARE kidding right? If not, Randall, you can do the honors - but better make it in a PM.....

[Scott M.R.]

[Volture]

2 lips on an organ. It's a bj joke. Anyway

Did you hear the Energizer Bunny got arrested? Yep they got him for battery

[Skip McGee]

[Captain Howdy]

[enforcer]

Here's how you tell a joke:

Rob Feinstein dies in a car crash and goes to heaven. He's stopped at the pearly gates by St. Peter, who is really miffed:"You swine. How can you have the audacity to try and enter heaven after you have lead such a perverted, ungodly life. Do you think you have a snowballs chance in hell of meeting god?" Feinstein responds: "Fuck God...I'm after the baby Jesus."

[Randy Orton]

A little boy and Rob Feinstein are walking in the deep, dark, woods. The little boy says, "Mister, I'm scared! These woods are really creepy."
Feinstein replies, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back all by myself."