Man things must be rough...

[spcld2k]

http://boston.craigslist.org/nwb/tlg/2942481618.html

SYNOPSIS: Chaotic Wrestling Inc. is the largest and most successful independent Professional Wrestling/Sports Entertainment company in New England. We run live, family-friendly, Professional Wrestling shows in Massachusetts 2-3 times per month.

We are looking for female models/actresses 18 years or older for NON-WRESTLING roles on our live shows. Female talent will not be part of in-ring performances or wrestling matches. We are looking for women to appear ringside and assist with fan relations, announcements, personal appearances, and fan pictures. During the show, talent will appear at ringside and take belts, robes and other gear from in-ring performers.

If you are looking for professional experience, resume builder or internships in the above areas please contact us today. We have over 30 confirmed live dates for 2012 and will be adding more. We pay per performance/appearance. We are also able to assist in photographs and video for portfolios. Talent must sign waivers allowing Chaotic Wrestling to use all video and pictures. While not required, knowledge of Professional Wrestling and/or MMA is a plus.

Please send contact information, an overview of experience and a photo that clearly shows your face and overall physical appearance. No nudes or inappropriate photos, please.

For more information on Chaotic Wrestling, visit our website at chaoticwrestling.com

[Harry]

Well, that's random.

[agvito1]

Yeah, I forgot wrestling fans don't like seeing beautiful women... ROUGH!

[Alex P. Keaton]

Not sure i understand whats rough about this??

[TheMilkJug]

Thread creator likes men.

[0z]

my only issue with is, why the hell would they not want nudes? Weirdos.

[spcld2k]

Advertising on Craigslist, that's classy. I'm sure Brenda from Revere is gonna look super hot in her jorts and wife beater.

[BubbaJ]

Where else would you advertise for this type of thing? Also have you searched to see if they posted this ad elsewhere?

[spcld2k]

Craigslist is white trash heaven, good luck to them if they think they are gonna get anything quality on there. What next roaming backyards for workers?

[BubbaJ]

You didn't answer my questions. Also if they did search backyards looking for workers, they wouldn't be the first promotion to do so.

[spcld2k]

True but with their reputation for being "the best promotion in the Northeast" what would they need with yardtards?

[BubbaJ]

They are not looking for yard tards. Just eye candy. Hence, craigslist. Where else you gonna find whores?

[JBMunchies]

Funny to see you two arguing about yard tards, weren't you both involved with a backyard promotion?

[BubbaJ]

Never been in a yardtard promotion.

[ShawnO]

Funny to see you two arguing about yard tards, weren't you both involved with a backyard promotion?

spcld2k is/was a yardtard. At one time, BubbaJ publicly supported a yardtard "promotion" because he has/had friends that worked for that "promotion." Let the flood gates open in 3...2...1...

[JBMunchies]

spcld2k seems to have an ax to grind with chaotic, which i'm sure was the entire reason for this thread.

[BubbaJ]

I have never been involved in a yardtard promotion. I have never worked a show in anyone's yard. I have been very out spoken against yardtards. Don't make things up without specifics.

I cannot speak for spcld2k.

[spcld2k]

I have nothing to grind with Chaotic, I just think it's funny that they would troll craigslist for eye candy, when there's so much already in the industry they could "borrow". But hey if you want so Boston area trash I guess that's cool too. Me personally would check for cheap talent at a talent agency, I mean they are a professional group and one of the best in the area right? Why sully your rep with Craigslist trash?

ShawnO can think what he want's it doesn't bother me. He can call me a yardtard if he wants. I wrestled when I was 18 in a few yards. But that was well before anyone even knew I existed good or bad. Once I knew better than to wrestle on a lawn I never did again I trained for short periods with a few different people and finally stayed with a few friends and learned from them and for about 4 years I worked in more than one ring for more than one promotion. The only people who's opinions I ever cared about when I did work was that of the promoters. I never had anything negative said to me from them. I never had any delusions of graduer that I was the next WWE Superstar. I had fun working sporadically for local groups and loved every minute of my time I had working. I ran shows for a while and would still be if starting a family didn't take up all my time and resources. As a promoter I got many compliments from workers who worked for me. Some who opinions I treasure. More than one occasion talent on my show got scouted by other local and national promotions. I'm not ashamed of anything I did as a promoter. I will admit I made a few mistakes. (SORRY Sonny for making you buy a ticket!! ;-D) But those situations were learning experiences and I learned. I would love more than anything to promote again. I loved doing it, although the politics got to me on more than one occasion. But the people I met, the friends I made, and the people I've worked with made it all worth it.

But the one thing I can say is for all my mistakes, I always maned up to them and made good by the people I offended. I never hid from anything or anyone, and always was willing to answer questions about what I did or said. I still answer questions to this day, so if your ever want to know something about the past, just ask, I have nothing to hide. Don't assume you know.

Wall of text crits you for 5k.

[Skip McGee]

i dont really see why this bothers you so much. are they likely to find high quality talent on craigslist? probably not but i hate to tell you but "cheap talent at a talent agency" are probably the same people you are going to find on craigslist

its not like they put up a personals ad looking for casting couch auditions. youre calling people trash yet used to wrestled in backyards? guess its only ok for you to "assume you know" people, since when they do the same you get sand in your vagina

[spcld2k]

I wrestled in back yards when I was a kid and didn't know any better. It's where most kids start out and I bet some of your favorite indy stars and pro's started there too. But it's what you do when you know better that separates you from a yardtard and a normal worker.

You are right though I don't know the people on craigslist that would respond and I am generalizing a whole slew of people. I apologize for generalizing and wish them good luck on their endeavors in bring quality ringside girls to the masses.

[DrEPayne]

They are not looking for yard tards. Just eye candy. Hence, craigslist. Where else you gonna find whores?

ModelMayhem for starters. In fact, that site is SPECIFICALLY for things like this. If you want attractive models, you go there, or any of the other sites that connect models with people looking to work with them. Even if you're not looking to shell out a ton for full-time pro models, there are PLENTY of up and coming models looking for experience, and get this, they have all their teeth and aren't meth addicts. Well, maybe some are meth-heads. D-20 project would probably be perfect for this as well (specifically connect "nerd" models with gamers, comic book fans, etc). If you want crack whores, go to craigslist.

tldr; CW will now have crackhos at ringside. I approve.

[Harry]

I've been on Model Mayhem for a month now, and posting an add like this would get your account deleted pretty quickly, as stated in the site rules:

3. Casting calls for agencies, model groups, or bikini teams are NOT allowed.
4. Posting for events, classes, workshops, etc. are NOT allowed.

http://www.modelmayhem.com/casting/newcasting

[MAV]

Wrestling is full of pervs...behind the curtain, in the ring and in the seats. The internet is full of pervs. Both are loaded with geeks who can't get laid. Put the two worlds together and you have a demographic that needs to get laid more than any other grouping in the world. Only the gay/enncuh/54-70 male demographic has less chance to have thier penile unit enter the pre birth hairy hole of wet molten satisfactio than independent wreslters and the fanbase (often one and the same).

I bless the lord who doesn't exist in Heaven that I married/duped the woman/love of my life straight out of high school to love me forever/lower herself to having genital intercourse with me

Glad to give no real insight to a pointless thread. Scott C. Despres loves Dale A. Despres, nee Dale Needham. Pity to all of you who have never found thier soulmate.

Warm regards...and pity to all...

Scott C. Despres
aka
Maverick Wild

[nhdave]

Wrestling is full of pervs...behind the curtain, in the ring and in the seats. The internet is full of pervs. Both are loaded with geeks who can't get laid. Put the two worlds together and you have a demographic that needs to get laid more than any other grouping in the world. Only the gay/enncuh/54-70 male demographic has less chance to have thier penile unit enter the pre birth hairy hole of wet molten satisfactio than independent wreslters and the fanbase (often one and the same).

I bless the lord who doesn't exist in Heaven that I married/duped the woman/love of my life straight out of high school to love me forever/lower herself to having genital intercourse with me

Glad to give no real insight to a pointless thread. Scott C. Despres loves Dale A. Despres, nee Dale Needham. Pity to all of you who have never found thier soulmate.

Warm regards...and pity to all...

Scott C. Despres
aka
Maverick Wild

Thanks for making my day!

[ShawnO]

Maverick Wild for the win.